BIRTHDAYS - Have you ever invited a bunch of dummies to your birthday party?

This is where you laugh and reply "Yes, every year!" Same joke revised: Have you ever had your picture taken with a dummy?
This may sound like I'm bragging, but that is only because I am bragging. Our 80th Birthday Bash performance at the Squantum Association in Riverside, RI was awesome... Truthfully however, our script by the Law & Order script writer was the big hit. She incorporated our original music and jokes into an amazing skit honoring John Emigh, the world famous Ph.D. expert on Balinese topeng and Brown University's Theatre Professor:
The house band and sixteen volunteers joined us on stage to perform our final tribute to John. Other audience members remained in their seats singing the lyrics: Happy Birthday to John Emigh, you are now eighty. Hope you like your birthday song 'cause it's not very long!. Our music and lyrics were displayed on their smart phones at: www.DriscollProductions.com/johnemigh/
With our BOSE S1 Pro battery powered sound system, we can perform almost anywhere for your birthday event without electricity.
ABOVE: Special thanks to Ed and Margaret who volunteered to wear our sanitized ventriloquist face masks at the 2022 International Ventriloquist ConVENTion and help us sing "Happy Birthday to Bob Rumba" .
For something unique, invite a talking dog to your child's birthday!
If you are afraid of puppets, we can bring the above members of the Boston Symphony Orchestra, Boston Pops Orchestra, and professors from the Berklee College of Music to make your birthday something that none of your guests will ever forget!
On behalf of all the Driscoll Dummies, we want to thank you for visiting this page!
Do you or any of your friends have a birthday this year? We're just a bunch of dummies, but Driscoll Productions will create a memorable event based on your requirements and almost any budget.